Master Lee's Amazing World of Chinese Astrology

Animal Descriptions and Compatibility

Rat: You are charming and attract the opposite sex. You are also a hardworking and will end up with wealth. You are a perfectionist, so you probably spent a lot time as a teenager popping zits. You’re like this overly socializing slutty kind of person. You are open for dating more than one person at the same time. You can be very generous with these friends.

You are compatible with Dragon, Monkey and Ox.

Rabbit: You talk too much, waste your time with artsy fartsy stuff and would probably kill someone to reach your goals. You hide all your dirty little secrets but you talk a lot from people’s backs. You buy a lot of expensive stuff to show off. If you are in the business world, you are probably one of those annoying people who don’t give up until you’ve made everyone sick of you. You also probably like to gamble because you’re usually lucky at choosing the right things. Just watch your back when you exit a casino, someone might want to kill you. I am assuming however that as you’re chicken shit, you don’t gamble much even though you really want to.

You are compatible with Sheep, Pig and Dog.

Ox: You’re just creepy and boring. You don’t talk much, but when you do, you talk like a snob. You give like to inspire confidence in others because you know you cannot achieve much in this world yourself. You get angry at stupid stuff. You’re probably one of those people who have strong feelings about stupid stuff no one cares about. You don’t like it when people disagree with you because you realize you’re stupid.

You are compatible with Snake, Rooster, and Rat people.

Tiger: You’re some passive kind of person with great tendencies to be gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. You cry at stupid movies and you like musicals. You always complain about your mom, dad or your teacher not understanding you. You also suck at making decisions. You take stupid decisions fast and take the right decisions when it’s too late. You’re also a bit paranoid.

You are compatible with Horses, Dragons, and Dogs.

Dragon: There’s a great chance you are or used to be a jock or are very interested in sports or keeping healthy. You have a lot of energy. On the other hand, you don’t have too many brain cells. You don’t make too many flowery speeches because it’s hard for you to form sentences. People usually trust you because they know you’re too stupid to make an evil plan.

You are compatible with Rats, Snakes, Monkeys, and Roosters.

Snake: You’re one of those deep people. You might have been a Goth at one point of your life. You like to speak little and only say stuff a philosopher would say. You also are very lucky with money. You will probably remain rich because you are very stingy and selfish. You only want to help people as long as it won’t cost you money. You are calm on the outside, but inside you probably fight with the voices in your head. You are also probably good-looking. So you will probably cheat on your partner and get caught.

You are compatible with the Ox and Rooster.

Horse: You are popular. You’re one of those people who always get attention, talkative, wise, talented, etc. You like being among a large crowd and doing entertaining things. You’re impatient; you don’t like to hang around waiting for things. Your popularity will fade away eventually because you will become uglier as you get older. And then no one will care about you anymore.

You are compatible with Tigers, Dogs, and Sheep.

Sheep: You are elegant and highly accomplished in the arts. This is because you were probably shy as a kid and your only friend was the arts. Actually have no clue about the meaning of life, yet you are deeply religious because it sounds easier accepting what others say than to think about the meaning of life. You’re also gentle. You probably got bullied at school.

You are compatible with Rabbits, Pigs, and Horses.

Monkey: I got to admit you are pretty clever. You are inventive and original and can easily solve difficult problems. You can be successful in any field you wish. You also have a great memory and a hunger for information. You are aware of all this as well, that is why you look down at others as they are your inferiors. In short, everyone hates you. You’ll probably die of loneliness.

You are compatible with the Dragon and Rat.

Rooster: You are a deep thinker and a talented person. But since you are just plain weird, you find it hard to have relationships with human beings. So, you probably hang around bars talking to the barmen who want you to leave. You are also one of those people whose emotions and fortunes swing very high to very low. That’s another proof that you’re an unstable wacko.

You are compatible with Ox, Snake, and Dragon.

Dog: You have great qualities. You are loyal, honest and good at keeping secrets. You care little about wealth, yet seem to find money. You can make a good leader because you are a fake who is actually very distant, cold, can find fault with many things and are noted for your sharp tongue. In short, you’d make an excellent politician because you probably don’t have talent for anything but talking and annoying people.

You are compatible with Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.

Pig: You like to be brave. You think you can solve problems with your computer by punching it. If you get in a fight, you’ll fight until the other person dies. You probably have had the same 1-2 friends for your whole life. You also like to read a lot. So, in short, your whole life is about reading books and punching things. That is why you have little time to make friends.

You are compatible with Rabbit and Sheep.