Master Lee's Amazing World of Chinese Astrology

Welcome to where you will unveil the secrets of Chinese Astrology. My name is Master Lee. That's me in the photo when I was just a teenager. I will tell you all the secrets other sites are not aware of! Why would I do this for free? Simple, Western astrologers have turned the Chinese zodiac into mockery and I am sick of it. I will take you on a wild journey which will help you learn more about your personality, who you should mingle with and what your destiny is. So, hold on tight!
First I have a question for you:
Do you know the date in which you were born? If you do, that is very good as it will come in handy. If you don't know your birth date, please leave before I lose my temper. Please. Don't make matters worse than they are, just go.
Please disregard the fact that the animal pictures above have been drawn humorously. There is nothing funny about Chinese tradition. Now look at my shoes. In Chinese tradition you do not look at the Master's eyes.
Okay now you know you Chinese zodiac animal. I am happy to have unveiled these mysteries for you.
What? You want to learn more?
Okay okay. You may now continue to Page 2: Descriptions of Animals and Compatibility
Also you can check the ICQ List.