ANTONIO BANDERAS vs. BRAD PITT
in
THE "ATE MY BALLS" SHOWDOWN

 

They're both famous, rich, loved by women and regarded as sex symbols...
but just like all the other celebrities, they too have caught the sickness.
They too have gone crazy wanting to eat balls...

 


- You give me your ballso...you got me amigo?

- If I gotta wait all day, I'll wait all day...but I'm gonna find some balls.

- You give me ballso now! I want to eat ballso!
- Leave me alone, I'm a woman!

- Your hands are as soft as balls.
- Joe Balls...don't leave me...stay with me forever...
- But I might have to eat your father's balls in return...
- Anything Joe...anything you want.

- Hello I'm Antonio. *stupid smile* Do you like ballso?
- Oh honey, you are such a kidder.
- I'm not kidder Melanie! I want ballso and I want it now!
- Honey stop it, you're scaring people.

- Did you eat any balls in Silence of the Lambs?
- Are you kidding? Of course I did. That's the best part.
- You old canni-ball you!

- I finally ate ballso. Me happy amigo. Ole!

- You know Brad, I did the stunts in Air Force One all on my own.
- Man you sure got some balls.
- Yes, they were very tough stunts to do.
- Oh yeah...the stunts...but I was talking about your balls.

- Ay ay ay...there is nothing like a good ciggie after some good ballso. I am satisfied.

- I just ate some balls but I want more right away. I'm so hungry I can eat balls this big!

We see that Brad knows his ways around finding balls much more cleverly. Antonio is unable to control his anger and he is easily satisfied after eating balls, while Brad keeps searching for more balls to eat.
Congratulations Brad! You are the overall best ball eater!

 

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